It’s a typical Thursday night – I’m out with the husband and the boys (or “the bros” as they are affectionately known as) when I see that familiar drill happening. He puts down his mug, raises his hands, clears his throat and goes, “Hey guys, guys! When can a woman make you a millionaire?” – and that’s when it struck me…
Marriage is listening to your husband tell the same joke repeatedly and trying your best to act amused every. single. time.
I totally deserve an Oscar for my acting skillz
Here are 10 other succinct one-liners that accurately sum up what marriage is REALLY like:
1) Food Woes
2) Bedding be like
3) Making dinner decisions
4) Bathroom Convenience
5) Being Social
6) Turning the heat up
7) Responsibility issues
8) Patience is a virtue
8) Law school, maybe.
9) Errand runs
10) Caffeine Fix
11) Some action tonight?
By the way, the answer to his millionaire question is, “When he’s already a billionaire.”
Not funny, I also know.
