If Hollywood Movies were Made in Singapore

TL;DR – So good but so bad but so good!

We love our Hollywood blockbusters but you know, sometimes some things could get just a little better if they’re Made in Singapore.

Here’s what we think would happen if Jack Neo produced these movies:

1) Pretty Woman

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When Made in Singapore,

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2) Sleepless in Seattle

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Cause Singapore’s not as big,

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3) E.T.

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But actually… we where got time to watch movie?

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4) The Godfather

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Cause Daddies know best…

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5) 300

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Jeng jeng jeng…

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He’s David James Roach in case you didn’t get it.

6) Crimson Peak

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You’ll never look at Redhill the same way again…

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7) Birdman

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I believe I can fly…

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8) Scarface

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Facial sponsor, anyone?

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9) Kill Bill

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Because it’s quite hard to find Bill in Singapore…

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We can also produce Volume 2 if you’d like.

10) Men in Black

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And my personal favourite…

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May the best man win!


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